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Cigerette Justin Cigerette Justin

Rated 1 / 5 stars

What?

WTF mates?
Your entire movie seems to be based around a crap song. Yeah.



Dog V.S Satan Dog V.S Satan

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

An effort... I guess...

The thing with movies like this is that they aren't TOTALLY awful, as the idea isn't crap. Satan fighting a dog has some (but less than a lot) potential to be funny. But it's got no business on the front page. This is a hodgepodge of lame references to Hellraiser (which I can't say I understand, as you made your own Satan character, so is your Satan like subservient to the Hellraiser character... or what?). The AC/DC was extremely clever for your movie... as it's sort of about hell... sort of... and your movie... has parts in hell. Yeah man. Don't like to say it, but this has no pacing, shit sound work, lousy animation and no story. But awfully snazzy of you to get Lucas to THX your movie. Oh wait, that was fake. Damn.



Arab Assassin Arab Assassin

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Whaaa?

Why is there a story credit?